November’s over! Let’s finish it off with a quick-and-dirty Month in Tweets that’s sandwiched between two super cute pics of my friend Anthony’s dog Elliot!!! Elliot is a Pug/Old English Bulldog* mix who loves soft serve ice cream, civil engineering, playing around with his friends and listening to Beyoncé. Have a great December everybody!!!
* Not to be confused with DMX, who is a mix of Thug and Olde English…
i judge how crazy my friday night was based on whether i fell asleep during a House Hunters or a House Hunters International…
if you want me i’ll be in the Target Christmas section until New Year’s…
i endorsed myself for “drunk online shopping” on LinkedIn…
i wonder if Clint Eastwood still talks to that Obama chair?
relationship status: just said “goodnight dude” to my wife…
i just made a special “Say Thanks” Facebook video for that Fiori’s pizza i ate last Wednesday…
my Saturday morning walk of shame now consists of me stumbling down my driveway hungover to throw away pizza boxes and a diaper genie sack
i suck my gut in whenever i weigh myself but i don’t think it’s working…
i drink too much and eat too much and swear too much but other than that i’m perfect…
get creative with your leftovers by dumping them all into a bag and tossing it onto your neighbors roof…
i’m like halfway through the first harry potter so don’t spoil it…
Source:
http://alexanderfiv.tumblr.com/post/104031568101